Ferdinand is a Lithuanian vampire in Paris who is newly single and searching for love and has encounters with a tree-man, a teenage vampire, and assorted humanoids as he cruises bars, visits a mansion, and goes into the forest.
Utdrag ur boken:
Ferdinand: All it takes is one nutcase who starts chopping up women in the middle of the night and who gets blamed? The vampire! Isn't that convenient? Well it's not fair, I had nothing to do with that business...
Police Officer: Calm down, Ferdinand, no one's accusing you. It's just that we need your help.
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Detective Mazock: If the murders continue, people are going to look for someone to pin them on. So don't come crying to us if they burn down your castle.
Ferdinand: What exactly do you expect from me?
Detective Mazock: It's simple... You show up at the police station at 10 p. m., when we go home and you pick up the investigation where we left off.
Police Officer: That way, the investigation continues 24/7, you see?
Ferdinand: Great.